piratenobeard: torchinggoddess: qqmoarz: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music this is my favorite fucking video on the internet the stoner asleep in the corner while all this is happening is my favorite part of this whole fucking thing LOL DALDJRIP it makes me wonder how high they are. And is it on YouTube? This song is on Just Dance I know this song, I...
handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it
internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
vixikori: knifefarty: Why is 9 mad at 10? Because 10 lost 9’s rose. get the fuck out
itsashleykatchadourian: tanathebadass: doomf: this video is the reason I am alive today please tell me this is what boys do at sleepovers ^ THAT COMMENT
valeria2067: dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them “probably”
jolivet: barricadeponine: can we just remember the interview though tom hooper: FUCK YOU REDMAYNE
thestrangesherlcokian: sherwat: merrymepippin: gotagedandagiveemhellattitude: gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are im lookin at u tom hiddleston and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch bonkyhort Cutiebrunch We all still know who this is.
definitivelysarah: wobbleinthehox: every fandom has that one thing that nobody talks about and for the les mis fandom i think it’s this:
americants: americants: i get very turned on by words i guess i find them literacy THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
okayophelia: tacticalnymphomania: nellachronism: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. Lift up your lightsabers. We lift them up to the lord. Let us give thanks to the Force our guide. It is right to give the Force thanks and praise. Hahahahahahahahah...
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING...
brolininthetardis: sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch
Bella: You're a...vampire.
Edward: bitch i might be
arisonas: jadrianat: that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this Where is the music??? asking the real questions here on tumblr dot...
doc-knock: this is seriously my favorite...
niksolas: never-be-anything-but-loud: In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness. But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things? My money is on Draco.
snapchatting: a perfume for teens called 16 and Fragrant
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
locked-in-my-wayward-tardis: yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
pizzaforpresident: ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE POPPED A MOLLY, I’M SWEATIN’ WOO
1612th: it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
i-am-of-asgard: oakamatic: thestruttingdead: gardenburger: gardenburger: hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. no im not kidding we need to talk about this ...
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...